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| How do you read a book that you have no interest in but you MUST READ?
It's for summer reading and I have like 5 days to read Mythology by Edith Hamilton...it's nearing 500 pages and I don't want to. We get a test on it apparently. | |
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| What are you sick and tired of? | |
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| I'm going to be ordering Coalface from Lush this week and I'm just wondering what other Lush products you love? And which ones aren't good? | |
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| Javier Bardem and Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen’s “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”
When Javier Bardem first notices Rebecca Hall and Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen’s new film, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” his penetrating gaze is a wolfish one that has seldom been seen in Mr. Allen’s screen work. It is not as though his films haven’t acknowledged male lust; they are steeped in longing. But that desire is usually camouflaged by layers of shyness and nervous banter. Pretty women like Ms. Hall and Ms. Johansson, who play two Americans vacationing in Barcelona, are to be admired and wooed with smart conversation, but they are not raw meat to be pounced on and devoured.
Mr. Allen’s typical alter egos are variations of the neurotic nebbish he has so often played. Brainy, not brawny, they seduce with charm and wit, not physical magnetism. One reason movie critics heaped such lavish praise on his movies during the “Annie Hall” period was that so many of them were fuzzy-haired brainiacs like Mr. Allen, living more in the mind than in the body. Mr. Allen, like his homely Hollywood forerunner Fred Astaire, is a profoundly reassuring role model for male nerds of all ages. Despite his lack of sex appeal, he often gets the girl, and it can even be Julia Roberts. When in his work have you seen a hookup in which a hunk and a babe make eye contact and fall into ravenous lovemaking? Mr. Allen’s disdain for the jock-cheerleader ideal was encapsulated in the famous scene in “Annie Hall” in which his character, Alvy Singer, approaches a golden couple on the street, remarks that they look happy and asks how they account for it. The young woman replies, “I’m very shallow and empty and have nothing of interest to say.” Her companion adds, “I’m exactly the same way.” Mr. Bardem has bedroom eyes and is sort of a hunk. In “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” his character, Juan Antonio, a painter, eventually has his way with both Vicky (Ms. Hall), a straitlaced student of Catalan culture who is engaged to a yuppie go-getter, and Cristina (Ms. Johansson), a restless, moody aspiring artist with a talent for photography. His seductions follow his initial suggestion that the three have sex together, an offer that the prudish Vicky rejects. All that is shown of each encounter is some moderately passionate kissing before the camera retreats. As always in a Woody Allen production, what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” like many of his films, has antecedents in European cinema. Here the obvious forerunner is François Truffaut’s “Jules and Jim,” but instead of two men and a woman Mr. Allen gives us three women and a man. Penélope Cruz plays the third woman, Maria Elena, Juan Antonio’s volatile ex-wife, a fellow painter who crashes back into his life while he is living with Cristina. Ms. Cruz’s spitfire, who suggests both Jeanne Moreau’s Catherine in “Jules and Jim” and Marion Cotillard’s Édith Piaf in “La Vie en Rose,” is casually bisexual. Cristina, Maria Elena and Juan Antonio share an interlude as a ménage à trois. Maria Elena is also the hot-blooded European version of the dangerous, headstrong women played in earlier Allen films by Judy Davis. The difference between Maria Elena and Ms. Davis’s characters in “Husbands and Wives” and “Deconstructing Harry” indicates that Mr. Allen views European sexuality as more advanced and sophisticated than that of uptight America. Where Ms. Davis’s women are bitter, frustrated neurotics, Ms. Cruz’s Maria Elena, for all her gun-waving craziness, is tempestuous, free-spirited and sexually uninhibited. It is the difference between Joan Crawford and Sophia Loren. The racing erotic pulse of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” is an encouraging development for Mr. Allen, who, for all the talk about relationships in his films, views arguing couples more as self-absorbed therapy patients than as lovers. If his dialogue weren’t so witty, you’d beg them to shut up. That view changed decisively in “Match Point,” from 2005. There, the illicit lovers played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Ms. Johansson were portrayed as hungry young animals in a movie that aspired to be a film noir on the order of “The Postman Always Rings Twice.” But as their sculptural lips locked, there was no sign of a passion strong enough to incite murder, because for all his sleek good looks Mr. Rhys Meyers was still a cold fish. Despite the sensual loosening up of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” it still follows the romantic pattern of all Mr. Allen’s movies. The male protagonist is often older (sometimes a lot older) than the women he pursues. (In real life Mr. Bardem is 39; Ms. Johansson and Ms. Hall are in their 20s.) He clings to the role of teacher and guide, flaunting his wit, erudition and self-deprecating humor. His love interests run to childlike eccentrics who are relatively unthreatening. The young Diane Keaton was a girlish neurotic kook, Mia Farrow a waifish tomboy and Mariel Hemingway, in “Manhattan,” a schoolgirl. Juan Antonio, in addition to having erotic magnetism, is a suave bon vivant and knowledgeable Barcelona tour guide. Most important, he is a serious artist, an exalted status in Mr. Allen’s universe that puts him on the same plane as the professors, intellectuals and filmmakers who inhabit his films. Among this elite, lovers lacking intellectual curiosity, the gift of high-culture gab and a post-Freudian vocabulary are no better than peasants. “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” is the first Woody Allen film to infuse this lofty world with serious body heat. source: nytimes.comi dunno why nytimes is making such a big deal about this film. | |
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New 90210 Promos with Shannen Doherty
Miss Me?
With old Brenda footage.
SOURCEThe CW is lucky her and Jennie's careers were in the crappers. | |
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| Without googling, do you know who Fredryk Phox is? If ya do, do you find him amusing or annoying?
Is "transvestite" a socially acceptable term? | |
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| On the Bionic Commando blog, some input codes have been revealed to unlock 4 more challenge rooms. Three of the rooms were designed by IGN.com, Eurogamer.com, and Gamesradar.com, respectively, while the fourth is the winning entry by Aaron Sedillo for the BCR Design-a-Challenge-Room contest. The comments below the blog entry say that one of the PS3 codes is incorrect, but I don't have the PS3 version to check them. All the 360 codes work, but only one at a time. The rooms can be summed up in one word... Evil. | |
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| I'm feeling really burnt out at work, how can I fix that? | |
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| Poll #1245913 pr0n
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllHave you ever watched porn by yourself? Poll #1245914 pr0n w/others
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: AllHave you ever watched porn with friends? Does any of the above make you uncomfortable? | |
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| Do you think if a single straight male and a single straight female are friends for a long time that something sexual will inevitably happen between them? I have a male friend that I have known for a long time and I am pretty sure he is both single and straight. I visited him once and slept on his floor, we watched a movie together in the dark, we traveled together, and anyway...nothing happened whatsoever. Also, I kissed him on the cheek once and he flinched, and I hugged him unexpectedly once and he also kind of flinched. Then this last weekend he let a really drunk female friend sleep in his bed basically next to him and nothing happened (well obviously I have no way of knowing this 100% but her clothes were still on, he was sleeping in his underwear and there was no evidence of them having had sex when I walked into his room - and this was two nights in a row). So do you think there is something "wrong" with him (for not wanting at least sex with few strings attached) or is there just no chemistry? And if I were to ask him why the hell he has no interest in me sexually, how should I phrase it without putting pressure on him? Should I just jokingly say, "Hey, why have we never dated, we get along so well?" or something? Because maybe the problem is that he just doesn't know I'm interested. That probably wasn't the best way to phrase the question. I hope you understand what I'm getting at. If not: ( cop-out ) | |
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| What color sheets are on your bed? | |
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| With a unique lake and mountain landscape on the corner of the shore between the mountains of Rigi and Fronalpstock, Brunnen sits peacefully on the lakeside with stunning views down the length of Lake Uri to the snowy peaks around Gotthard. Brunnen, which is part of the historical centre of Switzerland, is ideally situated with its lake, rail and cable car connections - a perfect base for unforgettable visits.  | |
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| I've recently moved from SE NC to Western WA, a couple hours south of Seattle. I was wondering if anyone could recommend any plants to me that would work with this area.
I live in a second floor apartment with an open back porch, and I would like to know of plants that would do well out there in the warmer months and inside near the back porch sliding door in the fall and winter.
Also - will the houseplants I have now be affected much by the change in light? In NC I kept them on on the window sill. I know that the light in WA is different because it is much further from the equator than NC. Will my plants be alright on the window sill here in WA, or do I need some supplemental indoor light for them.
Moving from the SE US to the NW part is such a big change for me! I have no clue what I am doing. | |
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|  Lil Wayne on the October cover of XXL. Source | |
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|  LOS ANGELES — The red-carpet area at the premiere of the Disney Channel’s new Cheetah Girls movie last week looked less like the typical Hollywood cast party than some sort of United Nations session.Adrienne Bailon, who plays Chanel in the trio of Cheetah Girls, drew on her Ecuadorean and Puerto Rican roots and chatted in Spanish with a television interviewer. Meanwhile Kiely Williams, an African-American actress who plays Aqua, and Sabrina Bryan, who plays Dorinda and whose real name is Reba Sabrina Hinojos, answered questions and waved to fans. Deepti Daryanani, an actress from Calcutta, and Rupak Ginn, an American actor whose parents emigrated from India, wore outfits inspired by their roles in the television movie, “The Cheetah Girls One World,” in which the group travels to India to star in a film after one of its members misunderstands an invitation to Bollywood as one to Hollywood. Other Disney stars in attendance included Brenda Song, the daughter of a Laotian Hmong immigrant father and a Thai-American mother, who starred in the Disney Channel movie “Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior”; Anna Maria Perez de Tagle, a daughter of Filipino and Spanish parents, and her “Camp Rock” co-star Roshon Fegan, who is part Filipino; and Shanica Knowles, an African-American actress who plays a high school rival of Miley Cyrus’s character on “Hannah Montana.” “This group of people is reflective of the life we all live right now,” said Debra Martin Chase, an executive producer of “The Cheetah Girls One World,” which will be shown Friday on the Disney Channel. “One-third of the U.S. population is now nonwhite,” said Ms. Chase, one of a handful of prominent African-American producers in Hollywood. “That is reflected in the Disney Channel projects because they are committed to diversity. It has been a priority for them all along.” None of which should be particularly surprising in the 21st century, except that television in general seems to be caught in one of a series of repeating cycles in which diversity all but disappears from the small screen. Consider, as a contrast, what the red carpet will look like at next month’s Primetime Emmy awards ceremony. Of the 26 men nominated for Emmys for lead or supporting actor in a drama, comedy or mini-series, all are white, most of Anglo-Saxon descent.The record of diversity is slightly better among women. Of the 15 nominees for lead actress in a drama, comedy or mini-series, two are members of ethnic minorities: America Ferrera, who won in the comedy category last year for “Ugly Betty,” and Phylicia Rashad, nominated for the television movie “A Raisin in the Sun.” Three of the 10 nominees for supporting actress are members of minority groups as well: Sandra Oh and Chandra Wilson of “Grey’s Anatomy,” and Vanessa Williams of “Ugly Betty.” ( cut and bolded for the tl;dr crowd )source: New York TimesI don't watch Disney or any of that, but I found it fascinating that kid shows are always a million times more diverse than those marketed to teens and adults (I'm looking at you CW). even when I was a kid, sesame street and all that had more people that looked liked me than any other shows | |
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| http://www.timl.com/tt/
Has anyone heard of this? Tried this? Im thinking it would make potty training easier in the long run, and would love to try it with my next child.. What are your thoughts/comments? | |
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| by Mike Krumboltz August 20, 2008 01:05:15 PM Think Harry Potter is over the hill? Think the boy wizard no longer garners fanaticism among his fans? Think again, muggle!
Upon hearing that Warner Bros. would delay the release of the sixth film from November to June, fans turned to the Web to voice their displeasure in ALL CAPS. Warner Bros., eager to keep the herd of angry nerds from storming its gates, quickly responded.
The president of the studio, Alan Horn, released a statement explaining that the decision was not taken lightly, and even pointed out a silver lining. With the sixth film, "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince," pushed back until June, fans won't have to wait as long between it and the seventh (and final) flick, scheduled for a November 2010 release.
As far as silver linings go, this one is stretching it, especially if the last film gets delayed as well. But the fact that a studio president responded to online grumbling is, in and of itself, news.
Various stories focusing on the delay cast a spell over the Buzz, including this cheeky item from Defamer. For anyone who wants to read Mr. Horn's full letter, MovieWeb has a copy of the entire missive. And, for the hardcore Harry worshipers, CNET reports that Scholastic will sponsor an all-day read-a-thon of the boy wizard's first adventure. The event will be broadcast live on the Web on September 23 (barring any delays).
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buzz.yahoo.com
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| Guys my Dark Charizard burned down my college-- where am I gonna fap now?
Also, how can I stop the police from chasing me? | |
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| What's your definition of customer service? | |
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| In the college vein:
I am currently not attending any college/form of higher education. Because I am 20 and a product of an upper-middle class household, people often assume I go to college. When they ask me where I go to college, what should I say besides, "I don't"? I don't want to be an asshole, but I also dislike having to explain why I don't go to college at the moment. | |
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